June 4, 2010

Proof of Life

The Mommy Measure

Parents. They claim to have had lives before we came along. Fascinating! You just have to ask: “What were you like in school?” “What kind of music did you listen to?” “How did you two meet?”

If only they’d had the Mommy Measure! The Mommy Measure is a band that goes around your growing bump allowing you to keep track not only of your ever expanding waistline, but of the baby’s size, their first kick, your morning sickness and cravings, the day you found out “he” was a “she,” anything at all.

Thanks to the Mommy Measure, you can make sure that when your baby grows up, she has access to as much intel as you’re comfortable divulging – even if you’ve long since burned your journals and deleted all those “amorous” texts DH sent you when you were just, um, figuring things out.

Available at mamaista store.