“Call 911. I think I’m having a cute attack!”

“I want to have, like, 10,000 of his grandbabies.”

Moms say this type of stuff on the regular—especially when they see a little one rocking the sort of perfectly pulled together get-up that begins with a pair of espadrilles from Culture Baby.

That’s right…we’re talking real Spanish espadrilles shrunk down to size. Available in blue or pink, Culture Baby espadrilles will have all eyes on bebé the moment they step or roll out the door. Made strictly for newborns as well as secure walkers age 18-24 months, Culture Baby espadrilles are a wow-worthy baby shower gift, a fun first birthday present and a great way to thank yourself for having made such a cute baby.

Available at culturebaby.com.

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Now if that sounds at all interesting, we suggest you check out Tube Toys, pronto.

Available in car, fire truck, train engine and tractor varieties, Tube Toys are push-along cars that your kids build by converting the packaging into the toy itself. Talk about reducing waste, each tubular package contains wheels, stickers and various components that kids affix to the tube to transform it into their favorite little vehicle.

Not too hard, not too easy, Tube Toys are the very thing to keep their minds engaged—and yours relaxed—for a good long while.

Available at uncommongoods.com.

Remember when you thought these considerate people were just looking out for said baby’s best interests? Yeah, well, that was before you had a baby. Now you know better.

Unfortunately, sometimes you absolutely must disturb a napping baby. And you know what that means…WAGH!

That’s where the Tiny Love 3-in-1 Rocker Napper comes to the rescue. With three positions available, as well as a detachable musical mobile, the Rocker Napper lets baby go from sitting up to lying down and from rocking to stable in one smooth move. By allowing you to feed, rock and fully recline your baby without disturbing a single hair on his silly head, the 3-in-1 Rocker Napper should keep those WAGH! moments to a minimum.

Available at diapers.com.

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But just because the Stickler ignores the existence of electronic communication doesn’t mean you have to. With the Red Stamp app you can use the web to send your cards by mail without licking one stamp or sealing one envelope—much less visiting an actual post office or Hallmark shop.

Just download the free app and design your card right on your iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch. For 1.99, Red Stamp will print, stamp and get it in the mail. Think of the time you save as your Mother’s Day gift card to yourself and spend it all in one place—your bed.

Available at redstamp.com.

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Now, while this may seem like a passive-aggressive way to get back at you for rejecting her request for a second cookie, you know all she wants is some company.

Our suggestion? A pillow with your picture on it by PillowMob.

Thanks to PillowMob, it’s never been easier to get your face on a pillow. Just pick the photo you want to use, upload it to the PillowMob site, choose your desired pillow shape (heart, oval or square), and, Bob’s your uncle, you’ve got yourself a lookalike pillow.

Have her hug on that and see what happens.

Available at pillowmob.com.

>>GIVEAWAY ALERT: Post on our FB wall about whose face you want to see on a pillow, and you’ll be entered to win it!

Australian designer Mischka Aoki thinks so. And once you see Aoki’s 2012 collection for budding fashionistas, you will too.

While everyday duds may be okay for neighborly play dates and bouncy castle birthdays, Mischka Aoki dresses are pretty much the reason special occasions were invented. Brimming with opulent, show-stopping silhouettes and making generous use of tulle, organza, beaded crystals and everything else you associate with the word “finery,” the Mischka Aoki collection is just the sort of thing that makes moms with two boys go for baby #3.

Available at mischkaaoki.com. Get $10 flat shipping from Australia until 5/31/12 with code SHIP10ALIST.

GIVEAWAY ALERT: Post on our Facebook Wall about where your little girl would wear the stunning Long Live the Little Queen dress and you’ll be entered to win it!

The Chalktrail is not one of them. The Chalktrail is a bike or scooter add-on that fuses the joy of riding a bike or scooter with the fun of drawing on the sidewalk with chalk.

Created by a dad who came up with the idea after watching his kids riding their bikes then getting off to draw with their chalk, then repeating the process countless times, the Chalktrail adds an exciting new dimension to scooter and bike riding. Best of all, the Chalktrail’s intuitive clamp-on wishbone design makes it easy for kids to attach and detach on their own, whenever they feel like it.

When it comes to fusion done right, we reckon it’s the greatest thing since the Arnold Palmer.

Available at chalktrail.com.

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Well, here’s the real deal: You can either spend a lot for that fresh summer style or get the Bella Tunno Super Star Slouch Sack and just look like you did.

With its crisp gray and white print, Bella Tunno’s Super Star Slouch Sack will add a light touch to all your summer outfits without straying into “incredibly loud and extremely bright” territory. The bottle pockets are nicely hidden so as not to give away the bag’s actual purpose, and you can even get an instant monogram for that real “We summer in Newport” look.

Available at bellatunno.com.

>>GIVEAWAY: Tell us where you’ll tote your Bella Tunno Slouch Sack this summer on our FB wall, and you could win your very own bag.

Lucky for you, there’s Brinware—so you don’t have to choose between your bone china and chemical leaching “BPA-free” plastic tableware.

Made of tempered glass, Brinware plates feature adorable designs and are virtually impossible to break. In fact, thanks to the colorful food-grade silicone sleeves that come with every plate, they’re pretty hard to so much as knock off the table. And unlike plastics (yes, even the BPA-free variety), they don’t leach toxic chemicals when exposed to microwaving or dishwashing.

Now that’s what we call a safer kitchen, all around.

Available at brinware.com.

>>GIVEAWAY: Tell us why your kitchen could use some Brinware on our FB wall, and you could win a set of two plates and matching placemats.

Chase those worries away with the BabbaBox, a monthly surprise that comes to your door bearing projects and activities created by leading experts in early childhood education.

Designed to appeal to the entire family, each BabbaBox has a theme as well as everything you need to engage your kids in tons of inspiring, creative activities. BabbaBox contents are tailored for ages 3 to 6 and include projects for kids to do with their hands, a product to get them outdoors, books to boost the imagination and interactive, prepaid downloads.

So if you’ve ever thought, there’s got to be a better way…don’t say we never told you.

Available at babbaco.com. Use our exclusive code ALISTMOM33 to get 33% off your first BabbaBox with a monthly membership.

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